PayPal must die

So pay pal flipped out when I made a payment from India, and has locked the account to a credit card I canceled before I left! They've mailed a confirmation code to my previous address, and refuse to put the money I tried to pay someone back in my bank account until I enter some goddamn code. Pay Pal is evil, evil. All I receive are form emails, and they are currently making interest on a substantial amount of my money, while I try calling the customer service number in vain. American culture has intruded on my idyll, and I'm not enjoying the experience.